There’s the Doctor.
Jessica is a 25 year old human being of the female variety. She is from Australia and is not fond of speaking about herself in the third-person .... I enjoy writing and have wanted to be Roald Dahl since I was six. Which is probably why I'm a literature major - books forever! I rarely get enough sleep and function on pure spite and coffee. I live to over-analyse and love to make people laugh, occasionally these attributes unite and form awe-inspiring blog posts.
My better internet work, like my writing, can be found HERE.
I am obsessed with the Book Depository.
> Explaining it ALL
> My adventures in the ordinary
> To put a selfie to the name
I would have the best make-up day of my entire life on a Monday in which I’m not doing anything and decided to put my face on ‘just for fun’. Lucky we have photo taking capable phones and the internet.
I find it impossibly sweet that every single day, without fail, my Dad calls my Mum on his morning tea break to say hello.
And he always wakes her up to kiss her goodbye when he leaves for work.
What cute rituals those humans that created me have. My Dad just keeps interrupting Mum’s entire morning because he so totally loves her.
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING IN THE WORLD.
★ HAPPY ROALD DAHL DAY! ★
If you thought the best way to celebrate Roald Dahl Day was witnessing me stumble my way through some Revolting Rhymes, you are never going to believe how lucky you are.
Dental care is pretty ϟ⚔ϟ⚔ϟMETALϟ⚔ϟ⚔ϟ
Teeth free from cavities are \m/ PUNK AS FUCK \m/
No yeah don’t even try talking to us if you you are not HARDC☠RE (into talking about feelings and Pushing Daisies).
"HARDC☠RE (into talking about feelings and Pushing Daisies)." - never again shall anything ever be so perfectly put. #truth #beautiful